Arrested Decision 2012

And now, the story of a wealthy country in the process of losing everything and the politicians trying to keep the nation together... It's Arrested Decision 2012.
Cindi Lightballoon: Mr. Bluth, I’m Cindi Lightballoon. I’ve studied all your teachings, and I’ve purchased every tape, and I watch them over and over.Narrator: George Sr. had recently marketed a line of self-help tapes touting his newly discovered spirituality.Cindi Lightballoon: I’ve also lost four pounds on your low-carb Bluth Banana Jail Bars. I’ve come to learn at your feet.George, Sr.: That’s a good place to start.Shock and Aww - 1x14

Cindi Lightballoon: Mr. Bluth, I’m Cindi Lightballoon. I’ve studied all your teachings, and I’ve purchased every tape, and I watch them over and over.
Narrator: George Sr. had recently marketed a line of self-help tapes touting his newly discovered spirituality.
Cindi Lightballoon: I’ve also lost four pounds on your low-carb Bluth Banana Jail Bars. I’ve come to learn at your feet.
George, Sr.: That’s a good place to start.

Shock and Aww - 1x14

Michael: To G.O.B. and Marta. To love and happiness. I love you all, Marta.Marta Complex - 1x12

Michael: To G.O.B. and Marta. To love and happiness. I love you all, Marta.

Marta Complex - 1x12

Lucille: Michael! What a surprise.Michael: Really? Were you expecting somebody else? Maybe, uh… one of your two daughters?Lucille: Oh, Lindsay and Tobias never visit. (Laughs.) Oh, we’re so bad!Michael: I… I actually meant Lindsay and Nellie.Lucille: You call him that, too? It’s so nice to be able to talk like this.Family Ties - 3x11

Lucille: Michael! What a surprise.
Michael: Really? Were you expecting somebody else? Maybe, uh… one of your two daughters?
Lucille: Oh, Lindsay and Tobias never visit. (Laughs.) Oh, we’re so bad!
Michael: I… I actually meant Lindsay and Nellie.
Lucille: You call him that, too? It’s so nice to be able to talk like this.

Family Ties - 3x11

Lucille: You tricked me.Michael: I deceived you, Mom. Trick makes it sound like we have a playful relationshipMarta Complex - 1x12

Lucille: You tricked me.
Michael: I deceived you, Mom. Trick makes it sound like we have a playful relationship

Marta Complex - 1x12

Michael: We sold the property. I worked it out so that we could relocate the cabin, but it is going to be up in Tahoe for another couple of days. Maybe you can take a date up there.Lucille: How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?Michael: The cabin! Yes, th… well, that would be difficult, too.The Cabin Show - 3x01
(submitted by Matthew McCarthy)

Michael: We sold the property. I worked it out so that we could relocate the cabin, but it is going to be up in Tahoe for another couple of days. Maybe you can take a date up there.
Lucille: How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?
Michael: The cabin! Yes, th… well, that would be difficult, too.

The Cabin Show - 3x01

(submitted by Matthew McCarthy)