Cindi Lightballoon: Mr. Bluth, I’m Cindi Lightballoon. I’ve studied all your teachings, and I’ve purchased every tape, and I watch them over and over.
Narrator: George Sr. had recently marketed a line of self-help tapes touting his newly discovered spirituality.
Cindi Lightballoon: I’ve also lost four pounds on your low-carb Bluth Banana Jail Bars. I’ve come to learn at your feet.
George, Sr.: That’s a good place to start.
Shock and Aww - 1x14
Lucille: Michael! What a surprise.
Michael: Really? Were you expecting somebody else? Maybe, uh… one of your two daughters?
Lucille: Oh, Lindsay and Tobias never visit. (Laughs.) Oh, we’re so bad!
Michael: I… I actually meant Lindsay and Nellie.
Lucille: You call him that, too? It’s so nice to be able to talk like this.
Family Ties - 3x11
Michael: We sold the property. I worked it out so that we could relocate the cabin, but it is going to be up in Tahoe for another couple of days. Maybe you can take a date up there.
Lucille: How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?
Michael: The cabin! Yes, th… well, that would be difficult, too.
The Cabin Show - 3x01
(submitted by Matthew McCarthy)